/--[ Last year I quit my job to become a professional online poker player ]----\ | | | ___ \\/\\\// | | / \ Hey, Steve. Why | | | | < --00 aren't you working Well, Bob. Little did (<)(<)--3 | | | _\ / on that report? you know, I've been | | | | \___/ spending my nights \ |>--< | | | / \ programming the world's \____/ | | best online poker bot. | | Now I can just log on to Poker | | Stars, crack open a beer, and let | | the money roll in. | | I've been waiting 3 years to | | say this to you so listen up. | | Work on deez nuts BIATCH! | | I'm OUT! Later LEMMING! | | | |--[ 3 weeks later ]------------------------------------------------------------ | | | ________________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | PokerStars News and Updates | | | | | | | | Important notice regarding payment processing for US Players. | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------- | | | | We regret to inform you that, due to recent events, NETeller is | | | | no longer processing purchases or cashouts for players in the US. | | | | We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. | | | | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------| | | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | | | \\/\\\// | | | | | | FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!! (X)(X) 3 | | \ | __ | | | | | ) | | | \|/ / | | \_/ | | | | | \---------------------------------------------[ http://www.killnine.com ]------/
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