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| ___ Generic greeting! General \\//||// |
| / \ inquiry about your current state? | | |
| < --00 (^)(^) 3 |
| | _\ / Generic response indicating that current | | |
| \___/ state is generally positive regardless of \ | -- | |
| / \ true internal state! Superficial portrayal \|/__/ |
| of feelings of fulfillment! General inquiry || |
| about your current state? |
| \ |
| Statement that current level |
| of happiness is high, followed by / |
| extremely detailed account of |
| completely mundane event! Fake laughter followed | |
| by awkward silence! |
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| Generic greeting! General inquiry |
| about your current state? |
| ___ \\/\\\// |
| / \ Statement of readily \ | | |
| / / ** available information such (^)(^)--3 |
| | \ -/ / as current time and/or day of week. | | |
| \| | \ -- | |
| / \ General comment on current / \\/__/ |
| | / atmospheric conditions! || |
| | | | ===/| |
| \/ \ \ Gesture of agreement followed | || |
| /_____\ by observation that it's time / ||| |
| | | to get back to work. | ||| |
| \ \/| |
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| Generic greeting! General inquiry |
| about current shelter? |
| ___ / \\/\\\// |
| / \ Notation that current | | |
| / / ** shelter is serving its purpose (^)(^)--3 |
| | \ -/ as a box to put stuff in! \ | | |
| \| | \ -- | |
| / \ - Inquiry about current \\/__/ |
| | / relationship status and || |
| | | | when it will reach ===/| |
| \/ \ the next level? / | ||| |
| /_____\ Attempt to dodge / ||| |
| | | question followed by | ||| |
| feelings of discomfort. \ \/| |
| Questioning of why current |
| level is inadequate. Suggestion |
| to mind your own fuckin' business. |
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03.30.2007 - [0025] A summary of Mark Zuckerberg's speech at Startup School
03.30.2007 - [0024] I hate applying for jobs
03.07.2007 - [0023] Who needs white strips?
03.07.2007 - [0022] Tiresome conversations
03.06.2007 - [0021] Dreamer
03.02.2007 - [0020] No one ever responds to my personal ads
03.01.2007 - [0019] Stop software abuse
02.28.2007 - [0018] Steve's Debris
02.27.2007 - [0017] Programming Styles Compared
02.26.2007 - [0016] What Would Jay-Z Do?
02.24.2007 - [0015] My brain is a dumb terminal
02.21.2007 - [0014] What if Camus were a Computer Scientist?
02.21.2007 - [0013] Memorization vs. Understanding
02.20.2007 - [0012] An elegant proof of determinism
02.20.2007 - [0011] A tribute to geeks
02.20.2007 - [0010] Getting p0wned by your girlfriend
02.19.2007 - [0009] I don't understand social networking
02.19.2007 - [0008] Don't judge a book by its cover
02.19.2007 - [0007] The day I tried to learn Spring and Hibernate
02.18.2007 - [0006] Sometimes I hate web standards evangelists
02.18.2007 - [0005] Last year I quit my job to become an online poker player
02.18.2007 - [0004] Graffiti in the math building
02.17.2007 - [0003] Every geek's fantasy: Meeting a girl in a wi-fi cafe
02.17.2007 - [0002] What happens when you think in terms of computer programs
02.17.2007 - [0001] It's hard to answer questions honestly at work in your 20's
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