/--[ No one ever responds to my personal ads ]---------------------------------\ | | | s.f. bayarea craigslist > men seeking women | | | | Me: | | | | A disgruntled male in his mid 20's | | | | You: | | | | A gorgeous woman between the ages of 18 and 35 who is | | comfortable with at least 3 programming languages (HTML is not | | a programming language, so don't bother). Proficiency in Lisp | | or Ruby is a plus. | | | | You must have some interest in philosophy, preferably | | the existentialists. | | | | You have an appreciation for the finer foods in life: hot wings, | | cheese fries, and anything a la mode. | | | | You enjoy the comedy of Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock and | | believe that white guys are generally not funny (except for | | George Carlin and Bill Hicks). You hate watching TV unless it | | is on DVD or has been prerecorded, in which case you can forward | | through the commercials so it is tolerable. | | | | You appreciate the timelessness of Tool's album Aenima. You are | | one of the few people who like Kid A more than OK Computer. You | | are blown away by the Arcade Fire. Muse's headlining performance | | at Glastonbury brings tears to your eyes. Although you generally | | prefer rock/indie music, you appreciate hip-hop groups like | | Blackalicious, Outkast, and the Wu Tang Clan. You also play at | | least one musical instrument. | | | | You have an entrepeneurial spirit and have always dreamed of | | forming a software startup with your significant other. | | | | You are comfortable with a person who forgets to shower and | | shave. You don't mind a guy who is often lost in thought | | and oblivious of his surroundings. | | | | You give a great back massage and you aren't afraid to wear a | | pair of knee high socks. | | | | Preferably you have a college degree in one or more of these subjects: | | Mathematics, Philosophy, Computer Science, Electrical Engineering, Physics. | | | | You have some interest in video games, but you don't feel the need to keep | | up with the latest systems. You find that it is just as exciting to stay at | | home and play old NES emulator games such as Ninja Gaiden, Contra, and | | Battletoads. You appreciate the beauty of a good game of no limit holdem' | | poker or chess. | | | | You like beers that go well with lemon or lime. You don't mind spending a | | few bucks on some good coffee because you see it as a drug of sorts and | | you enjoy people-watching, so it is worth the premium. You generally don't | | do drugs, but you don't mind sparking a fat doobie from time to time. | | | | You are an avid reader of geek-oriented sites such as reddit and slashdot, | | and you even read the comments for additional insight that might not have | | been apparent in your initial reading of the linked article. You prefer | | vi over emacs and think Kurt Vonnegut is really funny. Ideally you | | have either a B or C cup, but I won't subtract points if you don't, | | that's just an added bonus. Call me. | | | \---------------------------------------------[ http://www.killnine.com ]------/
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