/--[ Stop software abuse ]-----------------------------------------------------\ | | | ___ /\/\/\/| | | / \ Hey Steve, did you finish prioritizing | | | | < --00 the new feature requests on the (^)(^) 3 | | | _\ / spreadsheet I just sent you? | | | | \___/ Yeah, I just - |>--< | | | / \ - Excellent. e-mailed it to you. \____/ | | / | | \ Oh yeah, Excel just called. | | ....? He wants to tell you something. | | | | | | | |------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ___ ___________ | | / \ In case you were unaware, I am NOT | ___ ___ || | < --00 a project management tool, a version control system, | \ \/ / || | | _\ bug tracking software, a self evaluation form, [] | \ / || | \___/ a scheduling system, an inventory tracker, \\_| / /\ > || | / \ an address book, or a to-do list. \-|/__/ \__\|| | And I am most certainly |__________|| | NOT A DATABASE! // \\ | | So STOP TREATING ME LIKE ONE! \\ // | | I'm TIRED OF BEING ABUSED! [ ] [ ] | | | | | | | \---------------------------------------------[ http://www.killnine.com ]------/
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