/--[ What Would Jay-Z Do? ]----------------------------------------------------\ | | | Hello, is this tech support? | | Fo' sheezy my neezy | | ___ / keep my arms so breezy. _/----\ | | / \_ Show me what you got lil mama. /_______\ | | / / ** | | | | | | \ -/-/ \ (v)(v) 3))) | | \| |/ - Uh...okay. I was having some | // | | / \ problems with your software. Can Can I get a - |---< ))/ | | I get some help here? what what? \____/ / | | \ | | CAN I GET YOU TO FIX / | | a problem with the software If you're havin' problems | | I just BOUGHT? It's really BUGGY. I feel bad for you son, I got | | 99 problems but a glitch ain't one. | | \ | | What? Are you telling me you | | aren't going to help? Isn't that / | | your job? I don't understand. H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A | | Not guilty, he who does not feel me | | is not real to me, Therefore he doesn't exist. | | So poof...vamoose son of a bitch. | | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | ___ | | / \ Jay, the word around the | | < --00 office is that you aren't _/----\ | | | _\ / doing a good job supporting /_______\ | | \___/ our customers. Is there | | | | / \ any particular reason? (v)(v) 3- | | | | | | First time they fuss I'm breezin' - \---< | | | \ Talking 'bout what's the reasons \____/ | | I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch. | | That's great and | | all, but how are we supposed | | to run a business if we don't | | value the feelings of our customers? / | | You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, | | love 'em, leave 'em | | Cause I don't fuckin' need 'em. | | | \---------------------------------------------[ http://www.killnine.com ]------/
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