/--[ A tribute to geeks ]------------------------------------------------------\ | | | | | /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | |________ ( ) | | /| ( Up next: Britney SHEARS! ) | | / | / ( Will her hair go ) | | / | / ( up for sale? Stay tuned ) \\/\\\// | | / ()| ( for more on Britney's ) | | | |___/ |/| --- ( MANE event. ) (^)(^)--3 | | | () / \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | | | | | \|/| \ /\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ \---< | | | | / | \ ( This just in... ) \____/ | | | / / ( Anna Nicole Smith's ) | | | | __|/ / ( death creates more ) ____ | | | / ( legal confusion. ) / \ | | | / ( Will her daughter ) ** \ \ | |___|/ ( inherit it all?? ) \- /| | | | \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\) | \/ | | ( | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | | | | |________ | | /| | | / | | | / | \\/\\\// | | / | ENOUGHHHHH!!! | --- | | |___/ | (#)(#)--3 | | | / \ | __ | | | | /| _____ - - \| / | | | | / | /____/ - - -- \/___/ | | | / / - - >=== | | | | __|/ / ____ | | | / / \ | | | / What's wrong honey? ** \ \ | |___|/ \ \0 /| | | | | \/ | | ( | | | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | \\//\/\\// | | | | I'm tired of the media being | | --(.)(.)-- dominated by coverage of | | | ____ | someone whose life achievements | | \ |__| / / consist of taking off her | | _ \______/ _ clothes and marrying a rich | | \/\__| |__/\/ old man! Sure, I realize that | | \__ __/ I could just not watch TV, and | | | | I usually don't. | | But I'm tired of the non-stop | | fellating of celebrities in | | this country!!! What about the | | geeks behind the scenes?!?!? What about | | the guys that make it all happen? | | What about the guy who invented | | email? The guys that created YouTube? | | You don't hear about them on TV! | | I don't give a shit what the guy | | who played Screech Powers on | | Saved By the Bell is up to! | | What is Steve Wozniak up to?!?! | | What are Larry Page and Sergey Brin | | up to?!???!? Does the average person | | even know who the fuck they are? | | Hell no! But they all benefit from | | the shit they built on a daily basis! | | Who made it possible for you to meet | | your boyfriend online? Who made it | | possible for you to have an evolving | | encyclopedia at your fingertips at | | all times, free of charge??!?? Who made it possible | | for you to search the entire internet | | in a fraction of a second?!?? Who made | | made it possible for you to download | | all of your favorite music in MP3 format? | | Who invented MP3's themselves? | | Who created blogs, Flickr, personal | | computers, instant messaging, and | | online banking? GEEKS! That's who! | | A bunch of faceless GEEKS! A bunch of people | | who didn't do it for the money! | | They did it for the LOVE! | | But where's our fucking credit??!??! | | Where's our FUCKING AWARD SHOW!??! | | | | | \---------------------------------------------[ http://www.killnine.com ]------/
/--[ comics ]------------------------------------------------------------------\ 03.11.2008 - [0027] Celebrity Worship at the SXSW Interactive Conference 01.17.2008 - [0026] People who take themselves too seriously 03.30.2007 - [0025] A summary of Mark Zuckerberg's speech at Startup School 03.07.2007 - [0023] Who needs white strips? 03.07.2007 - [0022] Tiresome conversations 03.06.2007 - [0021] Dreamer 03.02.2007 - [0020] No one ever responds to my personal ads 03.01.2007 - [0019] Stop software abuse 02.28.2007 - [0018] Steve's Debris 02.27.2007 - [0017] Programming Styles Compared 02.26.2007 - [0016] What Would Jay-Z Do? 02.24.2007 - [0015] My brain is a dumb terminal 02.21.2007 - [0014] What if Camus were a Computer Scientist? 02.21.2007 - [0013] Memorization vs. Understanding 02.20.2007 - [0012] An elegant proof of determinism 02.20.2007 - [0011] A tribute to geeks 02.20.2007 - [0010] Getting p0wned by your girlfriend 02.19.2007 - [0009] I don't understand social networking 02.19.2007 - [0008] Don't judge a book by its cover 02.19.2007 - [0007] The day I tried to learn Spring and Hibernate 02.18.2007 - [0006] Sometimes I hate web standards evangelists 02.18.2007 - [0005] Last year I quit my job to become an online poker player 02.18.2007 - [0004] Graffiti in the math building 02.17.2007 - [0003] Every geek's fantasy: Meeting a girl in a wi-fi cafe 02.17.2007 - [0002] What happens when you think in terms of computer programs 02.17.2007 - [0001] It's hard to answer questions honestly at work in your 20's \--[ rss ]-------------------------------[ killnine comics at gmail dot com ]--/