/--[ Getting p0wned by your girlfriend ]--------------------------------------\ | | | Hey, I just did a search and | | this Aveda Rosemary Mint shampoo | | ___ you bought costs 9 freakin' \\/\\\// | | / \ dollars a bottle. | | | | / / ** (^)(^)--3 | | | \ -/ - Uh, so. What's your point? \ | | | | \| | \--- | | | / \ My point? My point is / \____/ | | | / that you spent 9 dollars || | | | | | on a product whose sole ===/| | | \/ \ purpose is to make a slight | | | | /_____\ improvement to the appearance / ||| | | | | of your hair and it's | ||| | | barely even noticeable. \ \/| | | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | First of all, I bought it with my | | own money. Secondly, I didn't | | ___ / criticize you when you spent $700 \\/\\\// | | / \ on that nVidia 8800 GTX video | | | | / / ** card whose sole purpose is to (_)(_)--3 | | | \ -/ improve the framerate of your |v | | | \| | Doom 3 game by an amount that is \- v | | | / \ not perceivable by the human eye. \____/ | | | / Believe me, people notice my Sorry / || | | | | | looks on a daily basis. Do you honey... ===/| | | \/ \ how many times I could've dumped | | | | /_____\ your beer-belly growing, / ||| | | | | glasses-wearing, semi-colon-typing, | ||| | | no-bath-taking, code-monkey ass? \ \/| | | How's that for a point? | | You just wasted 9 dollars of my life. | | Now go run your little benchmarks and | | get out of my face. | | | | \---------------------------------------------[ http://www.killnine.com ]------/
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